where the people would come to dance under sparkling lights ❄️ . 🚨NEW SHOW ALERT🚨 (plus a lil existing reminder) This isn’t a nerdlesque act - yet - or maybe ever - but maybe there’s a TSwift go-go somewhere in the works…? (Look, if “Celebrities and Real People” can be a category in Archive Of Our Own, it can be a nerdlesque subset; just don’t be a dicqk unless the subject warrants it.) 1. In the meantime, if you really want to make my Christmas wishes come true, why not toss over a vote in the Nerdlesque Nobility category at the silvertuskawards? Voting is open until DECEMBER 27 and comes with a shiny sparkly virtual awards show on JANUARY 24TH! Follow the 🔗 in my b!!0000~ 2. I’ll be bringing a different blonde bombshell with a couple of relevant songs to junctionundergroundtoronto in celebration of sugar_holiday_burlesque’s birthday (ok, and maybe her new blonde locks too) on SATURDAY, JANUARY 13TH!!! We were in a Barbie-themed show together this summer, so obviously I have to bring something Barbie-related…but it won’t be Barbie herself. Can you guess? (You can. You totally can.) If you want to watch me pelvic-thrust aggressively in the birthday girl’s general direction at this extra-special Sugar Shack, you can get your tickets NOW via the second 🔗 in my 🔗🎄 - reserved seats are already sold out, but GA is still available! [📷: its.samantics] . . . #torontoburlesque #taylorswiftcosplay #torontoevents #torontonightlife #junctionevents #junctionnightlife